LIL MAYO
HE'S NOT FROM HERE. HE'S JUST REALLY GOOD AT ACTING LIKE HE IS.
SPECIMEN LM-666 / EARTH / 2026
Lil Mayo specimen portrait
LIL MAYO

THE ALIEN CAME TO EARTH. THE SAUCE CAME WITH HIM.

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CURRENT LOCATIONEARTH
CURRENT ACTIVITYCHILLING
CURRENT BALANCE666,000,000 MAYO
CHAINETHEREUM
HE CAME FROM ANOTHER GALAXY.
HE STAYED FOR THE PIZZA.
LIFE ON
EARTH
A VISUAL RECORD OF ORDINARY BEHAVIOR, OBSERVED AND LOGGED.
04:03 AM / AFTERPARTYStanding around with random humans, unbothered.
7-ELEVENSnack acquired.
LOS ANGELESQuestionable decisions, made confidently.
UNKNOWN LOCATIONAlien detected. No one noticed.
DRIVER'S SEATMerged onto the freeway like he's done it a thousand times.
HELD BY OFFICERSReleased. No charges. Vibes immaculate.
SPECIMEN PHOTOOn file.
HE'S JUST
A GUY.

He eats pizza.

He goes outside.

He hangs out with humans.

He drives.

He gets money.

He definitely doesn't belong here.

HE'S JUST A GUY.
UNITED EARTH / EXTRATERRESTRIAL OBSERVATION DIVISION  —  FILE LM-666
CLASSIFIED FILE
SUBJECTLIL MAYO
STATUSACTIVE
SPECIESUNKNOWN
HOME PLANETREDACTED
FAVORITE FOODPIZZA
KNOWN ASSOCIATESHUMANS
THREAT LEVELLOW
FINANCIAL BEHAVIOREXTREMELY QUESTIONABLE
handwritten margin note: "mission — spread the sauce." — case officer
UNKNOWN TECHNOLOGY / ORIGIN: ETHEREUM / PURPOSE: ???
HE FOUND ETH.
LIL MAYO APPROVED
THE SAUCE
ALIEN DATABASE / SUPPLY READOUT
666,000,000
MAX TOTAL SUPPLY — MAYO
LIQUIDITYBURNT
CHAINETHEREUM
CONTRACTRENOUNCED
LIL MAYO CONTRACT IDENTIFICATION
SPECIMEN ID / TOKEN CONTRACT
0x666A726A608078C54F92d19Ba625D1017b0427cc
HOW TO ACQUIRE MAYO
01

GET ETH

Acquire Ethereum on an exchange and send it to a wallet you control. Lil Mayo does not fully understand this step either.

02

OPEN YOUR WALLET

Connect a wallet like MetaMask or Rabby to your preferred decentralized exchange.

03

FIND $MAYO

Paste the contract address below into the swap interface. Always verify it matches exactly.

04

SWAP ETH → MAYO

Confirm the swap. The sauce is now yours.

05

CONGRATULATIONS.

You have the sauce. There is no sell button. There never was.

ALWAYS VERIFY THE CONTRACT ADDRESS BEFORE BUYING: 0x666A726A608078C54F92d19Ba625D1017b0427cc
REAL-TIME HUMAN FINANCIAL ACTIVITY
EARTH MARKET DATA
SIGNAL: LOCKEDLIQUIDITY: TRACKINGVOLUME: LIVEHUMAN ACTIVITY: DETECTED
MAYO TERMINAL
DOCUMENTED SIGHTINGS
SIGHTING #001 / LOCATION: LOS ANGELES / TIME: 04:17 AM
SIGHTING #002 / LOCATION: UNKNOWN
SIGHTING #003 / STATUS: UNEXPLAINED
SIGHTING #004 / ACTIVITY: EATING PIZZA, UNBOTHERED
SIGHTING #005 / WITNESSES: SEVERAL, UNCONVINCED
SIGHTING #006 / LOCATION: EVERYWHERE / STATUS: STILL HERE
TRANSMISSION FROM LIL MAYO
THE SAUCE
IS
INFINITE.
$MAYO ON ETHEREUM
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